Signs that u are truly Nigerian, No Denial just Acceptance 😂😭😂🇳🇬

1. You always charge your phone like it’s a spiritual mission.

PHCN is not your mate. You plug everything once there’s light even your neighbor’s phone if they’re not around. 🔌🔋

2. You’ve said “I’m coming” while lying down, with no intention of standing up.

3. You don’t trust a 'good' thing immediately.

App dash you ₦500? You’ll uninstall it and restart your phone spiritual warfare loading 😂

4. Google Maps will say “8 minutes away,” but you know LASTMA is nearby. Better double that estimate.

5. You’re fluent in sarcasm, sign language, and side eye.

Especially when your mum is beating you in public and someone says, “Sorry oh.”

You: 😐 'Na you cause am?'

6. You use 'Ehen' for everything:

Ehen? = Surprise

Ehen! = Realization

Ehen... = Suspicion

Ehen now! = Frustration

Multilingual vibes 😂

7. If someone says “Just manage it like that,” know you’re in trouble. The rice go get stone and the chicken is 80% bone.

8. Nigerian ATM will tell you “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”

But you just saw it give your guy cash 2 minutes ago. Selective generosity.

9. Every Nigerian knows at least 3 herbal cures for everything. From malaria to heartbreak.

10. Lastly… you’ve heard “Who do you know there?” more times than “You’re qualified.” 🥲