It starts slowly... then one day, you look in the mirror and realize you're now *them*:
• You turn off light like PHCN is billing you personally • You start saying, “When I was your age…” without shame • You hiss deeply when NEPA takes light as if they can hear it • You use “ehn?” to end every sentence • You threaten kids with “I will beat you and you will not cry!” • You suddenly love plastic containers more than gold
• You now keep supermarket nylon inside a bigger nylon bag • You lecture small children like they’re in a UN meeting
It’s official you’re entering “African parent mode.” No escape! 😂
Zainab
4 days agoIt starts slowly... then one day, you look in the mirror and realize you're now *them*:
• You turn off light like PHCN is billing you personally
• You start saying, “When I was your age…” without shame
• You hiss deeply when NEPA takes light as if they can hear it
• You use “ehn?” to end every sentence
• You threaten kids with “I will beat you and you will not cry!”
• You suddenly love plastic containers more than gold
• You now keep supermarket nylon inside a bigger nylon bag
• You lecture small children like they’re in a UN meeting
It’s official you’re entering “African parent mode.” No escape! 😂