Because nothing humbles faster than an empty wallet with pride. Let’s go👇
1. You ask for price and still say:
“Okay, I’ll come back.”
You’re not coming back 😭
2. You reject free food saying:
“I already ate.”
Lies. You’re chewing saliva.
3. You enter supermarket to “look around”…
Why? It’s not museum 😭
4. Someone says “Drinks on me!”
You say “Just water”
Brooo, take advantage 😩
5. Your account balance is N227.84 but you still shout:
“Who dey breeeeeet?”
Pride go soon call you “babe” 😭💔
Tag your friend that’s guilty 👇
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121 days agoBecause nothing humbles faster than an empty wallet with pride. Let’s go👇
1. You ask for price and still say:
“Okay, I’ll come back.”
You’re not coming back 😭
2. You reject free food saying:
“I already ate.”
Lies. You’re chewing saliva.
3. You enter supermarket to “look around”…
Why? It’s not museum 😭
4. Someone says “Drinks on me!”
You say “Just water”
Brooo, take advantage 😩
5. Your account balance is N227.84 but you still shout:
“Who dey breeeeeet?”
Pride go soon call you “babe” 😭💔
Tag your friend that’s guilty 👇