Because breakfast is served hot and daily in this country 😭👇
1. They stop calling you “baby”
Now it’s “Hello” and “Hey”
2. Replies go from 0.4 seconds to 4 hours.
3. They post motivational quotes like:
“Sometimes, we outgrow people…”
4. You say “I love you.”
They reply “Hmm. Thanks.”
5. They suddenly become “busy” 24/7.
Meanwhile, you see them dancing on TikTok.
You’re about to be served breakfast.
Hold your heart tight 😭
Na true ooo
Okay if you say so
No be lie
Really
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123 days agoBecause breakfast is served hot and daily in this country 😭👇
1. They stop calling you “baby”
Now it’s “Hello” and “Hey”
2. Replies go from 0.4 seconds to 4 hours.
3. They post motivational quotes like:
“Sometimes, we outgrow people…”
4. You say “I love you.”
They reply “Hmm. Thanks.”
5. They suddenly become “busy” 24/7.
Meanwhile, you see them dancing on TikTok.
You’re about to be served breakfast.
Hold your heart tight 😭