Signs you’re officially becoming “old” in Nigeria 😭
1. You now get excited when NEPA brings light.
“Ah! Light dey! Plug everything!!” 😂
2. Your back starts hurting randomly.
Even sleeping becomes risky.
3. You start pricing tomatoes like your mum.
“₦100 for this? Is it gold??”
4. You check fuel price and shake your head like a disappointed father.
5. You avoid parties.
Noise? Stress? People shouting “wooooh!!” No thanks 😩
6. Your favorite phrase is:
“Let me rest small.”
7. You love peace and quiet.
Someone playing loud music beside you? Instant headache.
The signs are clear. You’ve crossed to the other side.
If you relate to 3 or more, welcome to adulthood 😭
#AdultingNaScam #GettingOld #RelatableNaija
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21 days agoSigns you’re officially becoming “old” in Nigeria 😭
1. You now get excited when NEPA brings light.
“Ah! Light dey! Plug everything!!” 😂
2. Your back starts hurting randomly.
Even sleeping becomes risky.
3. You start pricing tomatoes like your mum.
“₦100 for this? Is it gold??”
4. You check fuel price and shake your head like a disappointed father.
5. You avoid parties.
Noise? Stress? People shouting “wooooh!!” No thanks 😩
6. Your favorite phrase is:
“Let me rest small.”
7. You love peace and quiet.
Someone playing loud music beside you? Instant headache.
The signs are clear. You’ve crossed to the other side.
If you relate to 3 or more, welcome to adulthood 😭
#AdultingNaScam #GettingOld #RelatableNaija