You’ll never understand drama
until you attend a Sunday
service in a typical Nigerian church.
The choir starts with
“We welcome You to church…”
while Sister Joy’s voice is
always 5 seconds ahead
of the keyboard 😂.
The ushers? They’re moving
like traffic wardens — one
pointing chairs, another
smiling like heaven’s receptionist.
Then the pastor climbs
the pulpit:
“Tell your neighbor —
today is your day!”
But your neighbor just came
because of jollof rice at
Thanksgiving service 🍛.
Halfway through the sermon,
someone’s phone rings — “I’m unavailable…” by Davido 😭.
The pastor pauses: “That’s
how your enemies will be
unavailable when they call
your downfall!” — congregation
screams Amen!!!
But deep down, everyone’s
waiting for the final blessing and dismissal:
“May the grace…” — you’ll
see people packing their Bible
like it’s a fire drill. 😂
Church on Sundays — full of
laughter, love, lessons, and
a touch of holy drama.
How was church in your
area today?
Did your pastor preach or perform? 😅
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10 hrs agoYou’ll never understand drama
until you attend a Sunday
service in a typical Nigerian church.
The choir starts with
“We welcome You to church…”
while Sister Joy’s voice is
always 5 seconds ahead
of the keyboard 😂.
The ushers? They’re moving
like traffic wardens — one
pointing chairs, another
smiling like heaven’s receptionist.
Then the pastor climbs
the pulpit:
“Tell your neighbor —
today is your day!”
But your neighbor just came
because of jollof rice at
Thanksgiving service 🍛.
Halfway through the sermon,
someone’s phone rings — “I’m unavailable…” by Davido 😭.
The pastor pauses: “That’s
how your enemies will be
unavailable when they call
your downfall!” — congregation
screams Amen!!!
But deep down, everyone’s
waiting for the final blessing and dismissal:
“May the grace…” — you’ll
see people packing their Bible
like it’s a fire drill. 😂
Church on Sundays — full of
laughter, love, lessons, and
a touch of holy drama.
How was church in your
area today?
Did your pastor preach or perform? 😅
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