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🌞 “SUNDAY IN NIGERIAN CHURCH” ⛪

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    You’ll never understand drama

     until you attend a Sunday

    service in a typical Nigerian church.

     

    The choir starts with

    “We welcome You to church…”

     while Sister Joy’s voice is

     always 5 seconds ahead

    of the keyboard 😂.

    The ushers? They’re moving

     like traffic wardens — one

    pointing chairs, another

     smiling like heaven’s receptionist.

     

    Then the pastor climbs

    the pulpit:

    “Tell your neighbor —

    today is your day!”

    But your neighbor just came

     because of jollof rice at

    Thanksgiving service 🍛.

     

    Halfway through the sermon,

    someone’s phone rings — “I’m unavailable…” by Davido 😭.

    The pastor pauses: “That’s

     how your enemies will be

     unavailable when they call

    your downfall!” — congregation

     screams Amen!!!

     

    But deep down, everyone’s

    waiting for the final blessing and dismissal:

    “May the grace…” — you’ll

    see people packing their Bible

    like it’s a fire drill. 😂

     

    Church on Sundays — full of

    laughter, love, lessons, and

     a touch of holy drama.

     

    How was church in your

     area today?

    Did your pastor preach or perform? 😅

     

    SundayVibes #KonnectStories #Chu

    rchLife #FaithAndFun

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