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Talking stage anniversary keh? Abeg carry your nonsense go front

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    Xiana YapsđŸ˜«â€ïž
    3 days ago

    So I saw this video on TikTok the other day — two people celebrating their one-year talking stage anniversary with cake and candles. One. Full. Year. đŸ€ŠđŸœâ€â™€ïž

    And honestly, I just weak. Because where on earth do you people see this kind of patience? In Nigeria, you can’t even last two weeks in “talking stage” before somebody pops the big question: “What are we?”

    Let’s be real. Talking stage here has an expiry date:

    Week 1: “Good morning, have you eaten?”

    Week 2: “So, what are we doing? Are we in a relationship or should I move on?”

    Simple. Straight to the point. Nobody has one year of free data and free time to be doing “how was your night?” for 365 days. Please, be serious.

    Because if after one month you haven’t decided, then let’s call it what it is: you’re in a situationship. After that, it’s either “yes, we’re dating” or “no, we move.” Nigerians don’t drag it.

     

    That’s why this “one-year talking stage celebration” doesn’t even make sense. What are you people still talking about? World politics? NEPA bill? Dollar rate? Abeg, it’s either you like each other or you don’t.

     

    Maybe abroad you can form this kind of softness. But in Naija? Please. We don’t have that luxury. The only thing we’re celebrating after one year is survival, not talking stage. 😭

    But then guys let me know what do you think?🙃

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