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Texting Nigerian Uncle Be Like 😂

Creative 58 days ago
  • Zainab

    - You: Hello uncle, how are you?  

      Uncle: Who is this? I don’t save numbers I don’t know.

    - You: It’s your nephew!  
      Uncle: Which nephew? There are many. Name your full name!

    - You: I’m coming to visit next week.  
      Uncle: Next week? Make sure you come on the right day, no disappoint me.

    - You: Uncle, can you help me with something?  
      Uncle: What kind of help? No small small talk, just say what you want.

    - You: Sending you some money now.  
      Uncle: How much? No be small money?

    Nigerian uncles, honesty and clarity are the real MVPs! 😅

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