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That “One Nigerian Auntie” We All Know 😭🇳🇬

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  • Nathaniel

    That “One Nigerian Auntie” We All Know 😭🇳🇬

     

    1. This life no balance, but Nigerian aunties?

    They no dey ever carry last with wahala and vibes.

     

    You go just greet her:

     

    👦🏾 “Good afternoon ma.”

    👵🏾 “You don’t know how to greet again? Your mates are married o!”

     

    How greeting take turn to shade?

     

    2. She go see your new phone:

     

    📱 “This your phone fine o.”

    Next thing:

    🔮 “But use it to call husband o, not just to snap selfie and do TikTok.”

     

    Every item na sign of marriage problem for her.

     

    3. Wait till she serve you food…

     

    🍚 “I just give you small rice o.”

    You open plate and see food wey fit feed 4 children.

     

    But if you say you no go fit finish am:

     

    👵🏾 “So who go marry you like this?”

     

    Auntie please 🥲😭

     

    4. One day she go say:

     

    👵🏾 “I dreamt of you last night.”

    Your heart go skip.

    You dey expect prophecy.

     

    She go say:

     

    👵🏾 “You were frying puff-puff with your left hand. That’s a bad sign.”

     

    😂😂😂

     

    5. God bless all the Nigerian aunties.

    They sabi wahala.

    They sabi exaggerate.

    But their cruise dey sweet die 🤣

     

    #NigerianAunties #KonnectComedy #NaijaVibes

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