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That time I followed my friend to a “job interview” in Nigeria 🇳🇬
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This life no balance at all.
Let me gist you how I followed my friend for a job interview and ended up in a prayer revival with fasting and deliverance. 😭👇
2.
My guy Emeka called me early in the morning:
“Bro, I get job interview today. Come with me for morale.”
I said, “No wahala.” I even wore shirt and tucked in like an assistant HR.
3.
We reached the place and I saw crowd.
People were wearing suits like they were going for burial.
One aunty even came with a CV, passport photo, and Holy Bible.
That was red flag number one. 🚩
4.
The “interview” started with:
“Praise the Lord somebody!”
I looked around.
Omo, na church setting oo 😭
5.
The man of God came out with mic:
“Today is not just an interview, it’s a divine appointment!”
I whispered to Emeka:
“Bro, are we applying for a job or heaven?”
6.
They told us to kneel down and pray against ancestral delay.
I was still standing when one sister tapped me:
“If you don’t pray, the spirit of unemployment will follow you home.”
😭😭
7.
Next thing:
“Now we will fast and pray till 3pm before the final interview.”
Me wey chop only puff-puff in the morning…
My spirit was willing but my stomach was shouting “Exit!”
8.
I asked the usher,
“Please, is this part of the job application?”
She said:
“Yes, if you survive the 3-day revival, you get shortlisted.”
AH. So I need to cast and bind before I get salary? 😭
9.
Final session was “laying of hands for breakthrough.”
One guy fainted after prayer and they said it’s “evidence of deliverance.”
Me I held my balance tight. I no wan faint jobless.
10.
After 6 hours, they finally gave us the job description:
“You’ll be selling anointed coconut oil and prophetic face towel on the street.”
Omo. From HR assistant to street evangelist? What a career shift!
11.
As I left, one brother stopped me:
“Brother, the Lord said you’ll be great, but you must sow a seed.”
I said, “Bros, even Jesus multiplied bread, not CVs. I dey go.”
12.
Emeka didn’t get the job.
I lost my belt.
And my stomach was still growling.
Please if you see “interview” fliers that say “Come fasting,”
RUN.
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💬 Bonus Tweet (Thread Ender):
If job interview wan turn crusade, my brother, carry your CV and RUN!
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