The 5 Types of People You’ll Find at Every Nigerian Wedding

Because every wedding is not complete without these characters. Let’s go 👇

1. The Self-Appointed MC

Wasn’t hired, but has taken the mic 5 times.

"Where's the applause? This is a wedding, not a funeral!"

2. The Food Sniper

Came hungry. Already calculating which auntie to beg for extra meat.

“Please, I’ve not eaten since yesterday.”

3. The Overdressed Stranger

Nobody knows them. Dressed like it's Met Gala.

"Is that the bride’s cousin?"

"No o, I think she's from Instagram."

4. The Dancefloor Terrorist

Spins, jumps, nearly hits grandma with zanku.

One bottle of malt = Madness unlocked.

5. The Souvenir Hustler

Came with empty bag. Leaves with 12 plates, 6 towels and 1 bucket.

“Abeg gimme for my neighbor.”

If you’ve attended a wedding without laughing, you didn’t go to a Nigerian one 😭