Sponsored Advertisements

The 5 Types of People You’ll Find at Every Nigerian Wedding

Entertainment 50 days ago
  • Linksmarx
    Thread Thumbnail

    Because every wedding is not complete without these characters. Let’s go 👇

    1. The Self-Appointed MC

    Wasn’t hired, but has taken the mic 5 times.

    "Where's the applause? This is a wedding, not a funeral!"

    2. The Food Sniper

    Came hungry. Already calculating which auntie to beg for extra meat.

    “Please, I’ve not eaten since yesterday.”

    3. The Overdressed Stranger

    Nobody knows them. Dressed like it's Met Gala.

    "Is that the bride’s cousin?"

    "No o, I think she's from Instagram."

    4. The Dancefloor Terrorist

    Spins, jumps, nearly hits grandma with zanku.

    One bottle of malt = Madness unlocked.

    5. The Souvenir Hustler

    Came with empty bag. Leaves with 12 plates, 6 towels and 1 bucket.

    “Abeg gimme for my neighbor.”

    If you’ve attended a wedding without laughing, you didn’t go to a Nigerian one 😭

Comments (1)

Leave a Reply

Top Contributors - 2025

These members spark lively discussions and attract the most attention in August 2025.

New Discussions