The Boy Who Froze Himself for One Year ❄️😂

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Bernard, Ugbe’s unofficial scientist-slash-troublemaker-slash-thinker, raise hand look sky and talk:
  
  > “This sun wan bake me like meat pie 😭. If I fit just freeze myself for one year ehn…”
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Everybody laugh, think say na one of his usual cruise talks — until the next morning when Bernard no go church.
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Instead, my guy go buy solar freezer 😭. Drag am go backyard like mad inventor, connect wires like he dey build robot.
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  He even write with charcoal on wall:
  
  > “❄️ OPERATION COLD LIFE: BACK IN ONE YEAR ❄️”

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Before anybody fit shout “Bernard stop this madness!”, the guy don enter freezer with wrapper, Bible, and one sachet pure water 💀.

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Rain fall, dry season come, harmattan visit, and people forget say one full human being dey on ice mode for backyard.

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Then one stormy night, thunder clap GBAM! — freezer shock small, ice melt, and suddenly…
  
  > “Ah chooo! Who put A.C. for my lungs?!” 😭

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Bernard climb out like frozen yam. Everywhere don change — Ugbe no be Ugbe again! 🤯
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  People no dey use phone again — dem just swipe hand and hologram appear like ghost WhatsApp 😭📱👻
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Students dey write exam with AI pen wey dey correct them automatically. Bernard confuse like person wey miss century 😂.
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Then him check him old TikTok account… 10 million followers! AI don dey post motivational quotes since!
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  “If you’re cold, freeze your problems — Bernard Ugbe.” 😭😭😭
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Bernard waka enter street, everybody dey scream:
  
  > “Na him! Na the Ice Guy of Ugbe! The man wey skip 2025!” ❄️😂
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  CNN call. BBC call. Even Elon Musk send message:
  
  > “Hey Bernard, teach me your freezing technique. Mars dey hot pass your town.” 🚀
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Scientists rush am join Project Sleep 2.0 — plan to freeze people for peace.

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  But Bernard just laugh, scratch head and talk:
  
  > “Abeg, freeze my landlord first before una try me again 😭.”
  

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Everywhere burst laugh! People roll for ground. Bernard just raise hand say:
  
  > “I no dey do again, cold don teach me lesson.” 🥶😂

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  Bernard Ugbe

  8 days ago

  Moral of the Story:
  Sometimes the world too hot to think straight, but even the coldest imagination fit make history ❄️🧠

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