The Cat That Owns the Wi-Fi My cat, Biscuit, thinks the router is his personal throne. Every time the internet goes out, guess who’s napping on it? He sits there, radiating smugness, tail wrapped around the antenna like he’s siphoning power. I once trie
My cat, Biscuit, thinks the router is his personal throne. Every time the internet goes out, guess who’s napping on it? He sits there, radiating smugness, tail wrapped around the antenna like he’s siphoning power. I once tried to move him and got “the stare”—that ancient feline death glare that says, “Touch me and your Netflix dies forever.” Now I just let him have it. My house technically runs on cat energy. Honestly, he’s probably streaming more than I am.
Danwhite
14 days agoThe Cat That Owns the Wi-Fi
My cat, Biscuit, thinks the router is his personal throne. Every time the internet goes out, guess who’s napping on it? He sits there, radiating smugness, tail wrapped around the antenna like he’s siphoning power. I once tried to move him and got “the stare”—that ancient feline death glare that says, “Touch me and your Netflix dies forever.” Now I just let him have it. My house technically runs on cat energy. Honestly, he’s probably streaming more than I am.