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The Day I Fought a Goat in Public and Lost” 😂

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    Let me tell you how I embarrassed my ancestors in broad daylight.

     

    So I was walking to the market, minding my business, when one stubborn goat blocked my path. I hissed  and told it to move.

     

    This goat looked me dead in the eye… and charged.

     

    Before I could dodge, the thing headbutted me so hard I nearly forgot my name. People were watching. Someone even brought out their phone (God punish data bundles 😩).

     

    I tried to fight back, but the goat had the spirit of a WWE champion. I tripped, my slippers flew, and my pride evaporated.

    A woman finally helped me up and said, "You no go fit beat am. Na area goat be that."

     

    Since that day, anytime I see a goat, I cross to the other side of the road. I’m not ready for round 2 😭

    Ever been humiliated by an animal before? Share your story — let me know I’m not alone in this. 😭👇

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