Title: The Day I Tried to Cook Spaghetti
I decided to impress my friends by cooking spaghetti. Easy, right? Just boil pasta and add sauce… WRONG.
Step one: I put the pasta in the pot. Then I realized I forgot the water. 🔥 The smell of burning dreams filled the kitchen.
Step two: I added water… but forgot to reduce the fire. Let’s just say the spaghetti cooked faster than my data subscription disappearing at midnight.
Finally, I served it with confidence. My friend took one bite, looked at me, and said:
“Bro, did you just invent cement noodles?” 😭
Moral of the story: Next time, I’m orderin
g shawarma.
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63 days agoTitle: The Day I Tried to Cook Spaghetti
I decided to impress my friends by cooking spaghetti. Easy, right? Just boil pasta and add sauce… WRONG.
Step one: I put the pasta in the pot. Then I realized I forgot the water. 🔥 The smell of burning dreams filled the kitchen.
Step two: I added water… but forgot to reduce the fire. Let’s just say the spaghetti cooked faster than my data subscription disappearing at midnight.
Finally, I served it with confidence. My friend took one bite, looked at me, and said:
“Bro, did you just invent cement noodles?” 😭
Moral of the story: Next time, I’m orderin
g shawarma.