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: The Day I Tried to “Fake Fall” During Deliverance but God Exposed Me 💀🙆
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Peterdemian Nzube
120 days ago1.
Nobody should judge me. I was young, broke, and desperate.
All I wanted was one breakthrough prophecy.
But the day I faked deliverance fall…
God said, “You want drama? Take FULL SEASON.” 👇
2.
So I went to this powerful prophetic church.
They say once the pastor prays for you, your destiny resets like MTN sim card.
I said okay na. I wore white and oiled my forehead well.
3.
They called “first-timers” to the front.
The pastor shouted, “You! Come here. Your enemies are using your name to cook ogbono in the spirit.”
AH. Me?!
I don’t even like ogbono in real life, sir 😭
4.
He laid hands on me.
Nothing happened.
He said, “Fall under the anointing!”
I blinked. Still standing.
One usher came and whispered,
“Bros, fall. Don’t disgrace us.” 😭😭😭
5.
So I fell. But gently.
I used slow motion like Nollywood actress.
I even turned sideways to land on clean carpet.
That’s when wahala started.
6.
The pastor screamed,
“YES! He is manifesting!”
Next thing—he poured 1 full bottle of anointing oil on my forehead like zobo.
I opened one eye. Even Jesus didn’t use this much oil. 😭
7.
Then came the shaking…
One usher shouted, “Roll! Roll like thunder!”
Bro, I’m not thunder, I’m Uche from Enugu 😭
But I rolled small just to complete the drama.
8.
Then they said, “He’s not free yet. Bring holy water!”
Wait, what? I just fell for social reasons ooo!
Before I could stand up, they had tied my waist with white cloth. Deliverance had turned to full African wrestling.
9.
At that point, I tried to tap out like WWE.
I whispered, “I’m fine now. The demon is gone.”
They said, “That’s the demon speaking!”
AH! Even me, I don’t believe in me again 😭
10.
They pushed me back to the floor.
“Spirit of delay, OUT!”
I said, “I'm delayed because I’ve been on this floor for 2 hours!”
But nobody listened. I had become the church drama for the day.
11.
After the service, one mama came to me and said:
“You were really possessed. Your demon is stubborn!”
I smiled and said, “No ma. It was hunger that was stubborn.” 😩
12.
Till today, my knees still remember that holy fall.
And the anointing oil stained my white shirt permanently.
I looked like I fought suya with no wrapper.
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💬 Bonus Tweet (Thread Ender):
Moral lesson:
If you want to fake deliverance, make sure you have fuel for the full drama.
Holy Ghost doesn’t do part-time acting