Imagine mourning and the person youāre crying for walks in sipping La Casera š©š"
Imagine mourning and the person youāre crying for walks in sipping La Casera š©š"
This story has everything: suspense, onions, Agege bread, and emotional damage šš"
This deserves a Netflix special titled āSwitched Off, Not Goneā šŗš„"
African dads donāt die, they just enter airplane mode without warning š
It's not good for a child to be arrogant, lazy, foolish, and crazy towards inheritance from his or parents
 
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122 days agoI got a call one afternoon:
"Your father is dead."
I paused.Ā Tears gathered like unpaid loans.
My mind wandered to his last words:
"Donāt touch my generator when Iām gone."
He was gone now. The generator hummed louder.
I travelled 7 hours in a rickety bus filled with chickens and a preacher who prophesied my "financial breakthrough" ā
All I had was N700.
At the family compound, everyone wore black.
Wailing. Drama. Even people I hadn't seen since 2003 were crying louder than his real children.
Then, like a Nollywood twistā¦
He walked in.Ā Alive.Ā Breathing.Ā Holding bread and La Casera.
Turns out:Ā He only switched off his phone for 3 days to rest.
My uncle thought that meant transition.
Now, Iām trending in the village WhatsApp group as āthe prodigal son who came back with Indomie and onions.ā
He made me return it.
"You think I died and carried hunger?" he said.
Death didnāt come that day;Ā But embarrassment surely did.
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