One day, a little boy named Chinedu walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, “Uncle, do you sell brains here?” The man laughed and replied, “No, my boy, we only sell medicine here.” Chinedu scratched his head and said, “Because my brother needs a new brain. His own is on break since last year!”
The pharmacist laughed again and asked, “What happened to his brain?” Chinedu replied, “He eats rice and beans every day and still believes it will make him invisible. Yesterday, he tried to sneak out of washing plates by closing his eyes and saying, ‘You can’t see me.’ But we all saw him!”
Then Chinedu added, “I even told him to squat 100 times so his brain will reset!”
The pharmacist was laughing so hard, he gave Chinedu a free lollipop.
Moral of the story? If life gets too serious, find your brother and laugh at his invisible power.
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62 days agoOne day, a little boy named Chinedu walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, “Uncle, do you sell brains here?” The man laughed and replied, “No, my boy, we only sell medicine here.” Chinedu scratched his head and said, “Because my brother needs a new brain. His own is on break since last year!”
The pharmacist laughed again and asked, “What happened to his brain?” Chinedu replied, “He eats rice and beans every day and still believes it will make him invisible. Yesterday, he tried to sneak out of washing plates by closing his eyes and saying, ‘You can’t see me.’ But we all saw him!”
Then Chinedu added, “I even told him to squat 100 times so his brain will reset!”
The pharmacist was laughing so hard, he gave Chinedu a free lollipop.
Moral of the story? If life gets too serious, find your brother and laugh at his invisible power.