The Goat Wey Go School😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅😅😅😅

One morning for one small town, school bell ring as usual. Children rush enter class, teacher don already dey vex, principal dey form busy.

But that day different. One goat—yes, real goat—waka enter school compound. Nobody notice am at first.

The goat just enter Class 3B, go sit down for back chair, begin chew mathematics textbook. Teacher turn look am and shout:

“Who dey chop for my lesson?!”

All the children point the goat.

Teacher shock. The goat just look am like, “Abeg free me jare, continue your teaching.”

When dem reach roll call, teacher sigh say:

“Okay… wetin be your name?”

The goat just shout: “Meeehhh!”

Teacher write: “Present.”

By break time, the goat don turn celebrity. Children dey give am biscuit, bread, even one boy homework (wey the goat enjoy pass).

Principal finally see the goat, shout:

“Who carry this animal enter my school?!”

Before he fit catch am, the goat don climb principal desk, scatter him tea, come shout one loud “Meeeeehhh!” Wey make everybody laugh scatter.

Principal just weak, say:

“From today, this goat na student of Class 3B.”

Na so the goat become the only student wey no dey read book but still pass every subject—’cause nobody wan argue with am.