So, there’s this guy named Mike who lives for his morning coffee. Like, if he doesn’t get it, don’t talk to him — serious business.
One day, the office coffee machine breaks down. Panic mode activated. Mike volunteers to “fix” it because, well, he’s watched a few YouTube videos on coffee machines. How hard can it be, right?
Five minutes later, the entire office smells like a burnt tire mixed with a campfire. Mike’s proudly holding a smoking coffee pot that’s clearly more fire hazard than caffeine dispenser.
The boss walks in, takes one sniff, and says, “Mike, next time, just buy Starbucks.”
Mike? He’s now officially banned from touching the coffee machine. But hey, at least he’s the hero who tried!
Mark Hover
7 days agoThe Great Office Coffee Disaster
So, there’s this guy named Mike who lives for his morning coffee. Like, if he doesn’t get it, don’t talk to him — serious business.
One day, the office coffee machine breaks down. Panic mode activated. Mike volunteers to “fix” it because, well, he’s watched a few YouTube videos on coffee machines. How hard can it be, right?
Five minutes later, the entire office smells like a burnt tire mixed with a campfire. Mike’s proudly holding a smoking coffee pot that’s clearly more fire hazard than caffeine dispenser.
The boss walks in, takes one sniff, and says, “Mike, next time, just buy Starbucks.”
Mike? He’s now officially banned from touching the coffee machine. But hey, at least he’s the hero who tried!