A man goes for a job interview at a big company.
Interviewer: "What’s your greatest strength?"
Man: "I’m a perfectionist and highly detail-oriented."
Interviewer: "What’s your greatest weakness?"
Interviewer: "I see... do you have any work experience?"
Man: "Yes! I once worked at a zoo."
Interviewer: "Really? What did you do?"
Man: "They made me dress as a gorilla after the real one escaped."
Interviewer: "That’s unusual. What happened?"
Man: "Kids kept feeding me bananas. One day, I slipped and fell into the lion’s cage."
Interviewer: "Oh no! What did you do?"
Man: "I started shouting, 'Help! Help! I'm not a real gorilla!'"
Interviewer: "Then what?"
Man: "The lion whispered, 'Shut up! You're going to get us both fired!'"
😂😂😂
One day I wore my brother’s shirt to school thinking it was mine. Only to realize it had "Ladies' Man" … Read more
I had 200 naira in my account and a big dream in my chestSo I did what any broke genius … Read more
Hi everyone, I’m Michael Melody a.k.a the CEO of Vibes. I believe laughter is free therapy! I’ll be sharing funny … Read more
WHAT A BORING 💤 PLANET 🌍 WE ARE LIVING IN??? 🤔 No zombies, No vampires, No dragons, No Nuclear wars, … Read more
If you borrow your friend ₦5,000 and they start posting soft life pictures the next day… Do you: A) Ask … Read more
Grace
Cyprianfunny
94 days agoA man goes for a job interview at a big company.
Interviewer: "What’s your greatest strength?"
Man: "I’m a perfectionist and highly detail-oriented."
Interviewer: "What’s your greatest weakness?"
Man: "I’m a perfectionist and highly detail-oriented."
Interviewer: "I see... do you have any work experience?"
Man: "Yes! I once worked at a zoo."
Interviewer: "Really? What did you do?"
Man: "They made me dress as a gorilla after the real one escaped."
Interviewer: "That’s unusual. What happened?"
Man: "Kids kept feeding me bananas. One day, I slipped and fell into the lion’s cage."
Interviewer: "Oh no! What did you do?"
Man: "I started shouting, 'Help! Help! I'm not a real gorilla!'"
Interviewer: "Then what?"
Man: "The lion whispered, 'Shut up! You're going to get us both fired!'"
😂😂😂