1. You don’t “wake up early and jog.” You “wake up late and apologize.”
2. Toothpaste finishes exactly when you’ve convinced yourself you can squeeze one more brush out.
3. You spend your childhood wanting to grow up, only to grow up and wish bills were imaginary.
4. Cooking pasta? Congrats, you just made enough to feed a small village.
5. Your phone battery now has the same stamina as you: 10% before noon.
6. That thing you thought adults had—“free time”? Yeah, turns out it was a myth.
7. Every chair is now a clothes rack. Laundry is an infinite loop.
8. Googling symptoms at 2AM is basically a rite of passage.
9. Happiness is finding food you forgot in the fridge before it rots.
10. And the biggest plot twist? No one knows what they’re doing. We’re all just freestyling.
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61 days ago1. You don’t “wake up early and jog.” You “wake up late and apologize.”
2. Toothpaste finishes exactly when you’ve convinced yourself you can squeeze one more brush out.
3. You spend your childhood wanting to grow up, only to grow up and wish bills were imaginary.
4. Cooking pasta? Congrats, you just made enough to feed a small village.
5. Your phone battery now has the same stamina as you: 10% before noon.
6. That thing you thought adults had—“free time”? Yeah, turns out it was a myth.
7. Every chair is now a clothes rack. Laundry is an infinite loop.
8. Googling symptoms at 2AM is basically a rite of passage.
9. Happiness is finding food you forgot in the fridge before it rots.
10. And the biggest plot twist? No one knows what they’re doing. We’re all just freestyling.