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🇳🇬 things only Nigerians will understand😂🇳🇬

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    🇳🇬 THINGS ONLY NIGERIANS WILL UNDERSTAND 😂🇳🇬

    Let’s take a trip down memory lane. If you didn’t grow up in Nigeria, you might not get this... but if you did, get ready to laugh and scream “TRUEEEE!” 😂

     

     

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    1. NEPA Taking Light Immediately After You Shout “UP NEPA!”

    You’ll just hear “UP NEPAAA!!” and boom — light goes off again. That betrayal pain ehn 😭

     

     

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    2. "Who Dey Whistle for Night?"

    If you ever tried whistling at night as a child, your parents would look at you like you're inviting spirits 💀

     

     

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    3. When the Teacher Asks, “Did I Teach You That?”

    Just know dem go flog you like say na you offend government 😭

     

     

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    4. Boiling Water in Kettle and Putting Ear to Check If It’s Done

    And you’ll hear your sibling shout, “Remove your ear before it burns you!” 😅

     

     

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    5. Using Slippers as Goalpost

    You haven't lived if you never played football with bathroom slippers and one stone as referee 😂⚽

     

     

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    6. Drawing “S” on the Back of Notebook

    Every Nigerian student did this “super cool S” like we were signing big record deals 😂🎤

     

     

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    7. “I’ll Beat You and Tell Your Mummy You Fell!”

    A classic line from your older sibling before giving you one hot slap and pretending nothing happened 😭

     

     

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    8. Knocking TV or Remote to Make It Work

    No batteries? No wahala. Just hit the remote three times like you're performing magic, and boom — it works 😭

     

     

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    9. Shouting “Blood of Jesus!” When NEPA Brings Light Unexpectedly

    Light comes back with full force — fan, TV, blender, and even the bulb that was bad will suddenly start working 😅⚡

     

     

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    10. “You’re Eating and You Didn’t Invite Me?”

    Even if the person has already finished the food, you MUST say: “Come and join me” — It’s the rule! 😭🍛

     

     

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    💬 Which one of these do you relate with the most?

    Drop yours below 👇 Let’s laugh together like proper Naija people 😂🇳🇬

     

     

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