Let’s take a trip down memory lane. If you didn’t grow up in Nigeria, you might not get this... but if you did, get ready to laugh and scream “TRUEEEE!” 😂
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1. NEPA Taking Light Immediately After You Shout “UP NEPA!”
You’ll just hear “UP NEPAAA!!” and boom — light goes off again. That betrayal pain ehn 😭
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2. "Who Dey Whistle for Night?"
If you ever tried whistling at night as a child, your parents would look at you like you're inviting spirits 💀
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3. When the Teacher Asks, “Did I Teach You That?”
Just know dem go flog you like say na you offend government 😭
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4. Boiling Water in Kettle and Putting Ear to Check If It’s Done
And you’ll hear your sibling shout, “Remove your ear before it burns you!” 😅
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5. Using Slippers as Goalpost
You haven't lived if you never played football with bathroom slippers and one stone as referee 😂⚽
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6. Drawing “S” on the Back of Notebook
Every Nigerian student did this “super cool S” like we were signing big record deals 😂🎤
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7. “I’ll Beat You and Tell Your Mummy You Fell!”
A classic line from your older sibling before giving you one hot slap and pretending nothing happened 😭
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8. Knocking TV or Remote to Make It Work
No batteries? No wahala. Just hit the remote three times like you're performing magic, and boom — it works 😭
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9. Shouting “Blood of Jesus!” When NEPA Brings Light Unexpectedly
Light comes back with full force — fan, TV, blender, and even the bulb that was bad will suddenly start working 😅⚡
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10. “You’re Eating and You Didn’t Invite Me?”
Even if the person has already finished the food, you MUST say: “Come and join me” — It’s the rule! 😭🍛
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💬 Which one of these do you relate with the most?
Drop yours below 👇 Let’s laugh together like proper Naija people 😂🇳🇬
Dammy
13 hrs ago🇳🇬 THINGS ONLY NIGERIANS WILL UNDERSTAND 😂🇳🇬
Let’s take a trip down memory lane. If you didn’t grow up in Nigeria, you might not get this... but if you did, get ready to laugh and scream “TRUEEEE!” 😂
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1. NEPA Taking Light Immediately After You Shout “UP NEPA!”
You’ll just hear “UP NEPAAA!!” and boom — light goes off again. That betrayal pain ehn 😭
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2. "Who Dey Whistle for Night?"
If you ever tried whistling at night as a child, your parents would look at you like you're inviting spirits 💀
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3. When the Teacher Asks, “Did I Teach You That?”
Just know dem go flog you like say na you offend government 😭
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4. Boiling Water in Kettle and Putting Ear to Check If It’s Done
And you’ll hear your sibling shout, “Remove your ear before it burns you!” 😅
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5. Using Slippers as Goalpost
You haven't lived if you never played football with bathroom slippers and one stone as referee 😂⚽
---
6. Drawing “S” on the Back of Notebook
Every Nigerian student did this “super cool S” like we were signing big record deals 😂🎤
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7. “I’ll Beat You and Tell Your Mummy You Fell!”
A classic line from your older sibling before giving you one hot slap and pretending nothing happened 😭
---
8. Knocking TV or Remote to Make It Work
No batteries? No wahala. Just hit the remote three times like you're performing magic, and boom — it works 😭
---
9. Shouting “Blood of Jesus!” When NEPA Brings Light Unexpectedly
Light comes back with full force — fan, TV, blender, and even the bulb that was bad will suddenly start working 😅⚡
---
10. “You’re Eating and You Didn’t Invite Me?”
Even if the person has already finished the food, you MUST say: “Come and join me” — It’s the rule! 😭🍛
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💬 Which one of these do you relate with the most?
Drop yours below 👇 Let’s laugh together like proper Naija people 😂🇳🇬