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Things we all secretly do but choose not to admit 😂

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  • Chelvy24

    Things we all secretly do but never admit 🧵

     

    1.Pretending to text just to avoid someone in public 😭

    “Oh hey… didn’t see you there, I was texting my… uhh, dentist.”

    2.Saying “I’ll watch one more episode” at 11:59 PM…

    Next thing you know, it’s 3:17 AM and you’re deep in Season 4.

    3.Replaying arguments in the shower and absolutely DESTROYING the imaginary version of them 💅

    “Should’ve said that… would’ve ended their whole career.”

    4.Opening the fridge 10 times like something new will magically appear 💀

    5.Clearing your browser history not because it’s bad, but because it’s embarrassingly random.

    “Can a potato feel pain?”

    “How to make a decision”

    “Do ants sleep?”

    6.Typing “lol” but your face is like this 😐

    7.Reading a message, overthinking your reply for hours… then forgetting to reply entirely.

    8.Getting ready for bed at 10 PM but accidentally scrolling until 1 AM because the "For You" page was extra For You.

    9.Telling people “I’m on my way” while you’re still in bed 😭

    10.Rehearsing phone calls in your head like it’s a TED Talk.

    “Yes, I’d like to book a… oh no,

     I said it wrong. Let’s start again.”

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