1- Jumping from couch to couch like you were auditioning for Mission Impossible because “the floor is lava".
2- Talking into the fan like a broke Optimus Prime.
3- Switching off the lights and sprinting like you were escaping a demon because obviously something lived in the dark.
4- “Saving snacks for later”… translation: leaving half a biscuit in your school bag for 3 weeks.
5- Drawing the “cool S” like you just discovered Picasso.
6-Watching cartoons at full blast then panicking like you were committing a federal crime the second you heard footsteps.
7- Splitting something with your sibling and bringing out NASA-level calculations to prove your half was smaller.
8- Looking out the car window and pretending you were in a sad music video… even though you were 9 and had no problems.
Childhood was basically free comedy 😂 What’s one dumb thing you did that you thought was unique but everyone else also did? 👀
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3 days ago1- Jumping from couch to couch like you were auditioning for Mission Impossible because “the floor is lava".
2- Talking into the fan like a broke Optimus Prime.
3- Switching off the lights and sprinting like you were escaping a demon because obviously something lived in the dark.
4- “Saving snacks for later”… translation: leaving half a biscuit in your school bag for 3 weeks.
5- Drawing the “cool S” like you just discovered Picasso.
6-Watching cartoons at full blast then panicking like you were committing a federal crime the second you heard footsteps.
7- Splitting something with your sibling and bringing out NASA-level calculations to prove your half was smaller.
8- Looking out the car window and pretending you were in a sad music video… even though you were 9 and had no problems.
Childhood was basically free comedy 😂 What’s one dumb thing you did that you thought was unique but everyone else also did? 👀