Things You’ll Only Hear in a Nigerian Bank” 🏦🇳🇬

1. “Madam, you can’t wear slippers inside.”

• As if your shoes affect the transaction. 😂

2. “There’s no network, come back tomorrow.”
• Meanwhile you took 2 buses and skipped breakfast. 😩

3. “You didn’t fill the form well.”
• Just one missing dot, and you must start afresh. 😭

4. “Oga, join the queue!”
• Even if you’re standing behind one person you must “join the line properly.” 😅

5. *“Next person!” then silence for 20 minutes.*
• Because the cashier is gisting with her colleague. 🙃

6. People filling withdrawal forms with Biro they didn’t come with.
• “Excuse me, abeg borrow me pen…”

7. POS no dey work, try again.
• That means your card is about to suffer. 💳🔥

8. Loud phone calls in the queue:
• “Yes, I’m in the bank! They are wasting my time!” 📞😂

9. Complaints desk where nothing gets solved.
• “We’ll escalate it” = You’re on your own.

10. Yet you’ll still heart: “Thanks for banking with us.”*
• Like you had a choice 😭

Tag your bank buddy! 🏦💔