Things you’ll only understand if you’ve entered a Nigerian public bus 🚐💨
1. The conductor never gives change immediately.
He’ll say: “Enter first, I get your change.”
He never gets it 😭
2. There's always one person shouting "Abeg small shift!"
And you’re squashed like sardine.
3. If the bus breaks down, the conductor disappears first.
You’ll look around like: “Where this guy enter?”
4. Bus driver plays loud music from 2004 like it’s a concert.
You can't complain—you’re not the DJ 😩
5. Someone always smells of sweat, perfume overdose, or dry gin.
You’ll cry silently and breathe through your shirt 😷
6. If you shout at the conductor, all the passengers turn to watch like it's Big Brother.
No privacy in danfo.
Nigerian buses are chaotic, stressful, and somehow… nostalgic.
Share your worst/funniest bus story below! 😂👇
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94 days agoThings you’ll only understand if you’ve entered a Nigerian public bus 🚐💨
1. The conductor never gives change immediately.
He’ll say: “Enter first, I get your change.”
He never gets it 😭
2. There's always one person shouting "Abeg small shift!"
And you’re squashed like sardine.
3. If the bus breaks down, the conductor disappears first.
You’ll look around like: “Where this guy enter?”
4. Bus driver plays loud music from 2004 like it’s a concert.
You can't complain—you’re not the DJ 😩
5. Someone always smells of sweat, perfume overdose, or dry gin.
You’ll cry silently and breathe through your shirt 😷
6. If you shout at the conductor, all the passengers turn to watch like it's Big Brother.
No privacy in danfo.
Nigerian buses are chaotic, stressful, and somehow… nostalgic.
Share your worst/funniest bus story below! 😂👇
#DanfoDiaries #NigerianTransport #RelatableContent