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Things you’ll only understand if you’ve entered a Nigerian public bus 🚐💨

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    Nathaniel
    21 days ago

    Things you’ll only understand if you’ve entered a Nigerian public bus 🚐💨

    1. The conductor never gives change immediately.

    He’ll say: “Enter first, I get your change.”

    He never gets it 😭

     

    2. There's always one person shouting "Abeg small shift!"

    And you’re squashed like sardine.

     

    3. If the bus breaks down, the conductor disappears first.

    You’ll look around like: “Where this guy enter?”

     

    4. Bus driver plays loud music from 2004 like it’s a concert.

    You can't complain—you’re not the DJ 😩

     

    5. Someone always smells of sweat, perfume overdose, or dry gin.

    You’ll cry silently and breathe through your shirt 😷

     

    6. If you shout at the conductor, all the passengers turn to watch like it's Big Brother.

    No privacy in danfo.

     

    Nigerian buses are chaotic, stressful, and somehow… nostalgic.

    Share your worst/funniest bus story below! 😂👇

    #DanfoDiaries #NigerianTransport #RelatableContent

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