In Nigeria, you’ll be 25 but look 42. Not because of age — but because NEPA, fuel price, and stress have done group work on your face 😩
You wake up by 5am to beat traffic. You return by 9pm — to no light, no food, no water. But your landlord still has the audacity to increase rent.
You go to the hospital, they write tests that cost more than your entire salary. You complain, the nurse says: “Go to government hospital.” Government hospital? That one wey the drip dey share one pole with fan? 🤲🏽
You buy bread today for ₦950. Tomorrow, same bread is ₦1,100. Next week, dem go reduce the size and call it “family loaf.” Which family abeg? Tom and Jerry?
You check your bank balance and you’re shocked. You start checking if you dreamt that last transfer. Then you realise… it’s the bank charges that are chopping you slowly.
Yet, your president is chilling abroad. Your governor is dancing in party. And your senator is asking you to vote again — for the “future.”
Nigeria will test you. But don’t worry… if you survive here, no country abroad can stress you again.
🧘🏽♀️ Drop “😂” if this country has shown you pepper and pepper soup together.
Omoge09
5 hrs agoIn Nigeria, you’ll be 25 but look 42.
Not because of age — but because NEPA, fuel price, and stress have done group work on your face 😩
You wake up by 5am to beat traffic.
You return by 9pm — to no light, no food, no water.
But your landlord still has the audacity to increase rent.
You go to the hospital, they write tests that cost more than your entire salary.
You complain, the nurse says: “Go to government hospital.”
Government hospital? That one wey the drip dey share one pole with fan? 🤲🏽
You buy bread today for ₦950.
Tomorrow, same bread is ₦1,100.
Next week, dem go reduce the size and call it “family loaf.”
Which family abeg? Tom and Jerry?
You check your bank balance and you’re shocked.
You start checking if you dreamt that last transfer.
Then you realise… it’s the bank charges that are chopping you slowly.
Yet, your president is chilling abroad.
Your governor is dancing in party.
And your senator is asking you to vote again — for the “future.”
Nigeria will test you.
But don’t worry… if you survive here, no country abroad can stress you again.
🧘🏽♀️ Drop “😂” if this country has shown you pepper and pepper soup together.