This is your reminder that life in Nigeria will humble you fast ๐๐ณ๐ฌ
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1. You dress nice, feel like a boss, step outsideโฆ
Okada splashes water on your white trousers.
2. You enter keke and sit beside someone sweating like goat.
No escape. You both become one.
3. Your bank app stops working.
You uninstall, reinstall, pray, rebootโnothing.
4. You buy gala and La Casera. Gala has no sausage. La Casera is warm. ๐ญ
5. NEPA takes light mid-football match.
You wait 3 days to know who won. ๐ฉ
6. Generator works but fuel finishes.
Fuel dey but gen get fault.
Everything is just aligning against you ๐
7. Your crush calls you โbro.โ
Itโs over. Just join monastery ๐ญ
Living in Naija builds character and suffering resistance ๐
Letโs laugh through the struggle. Drop your own moment below ๐
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94 days agoThis is your reminder that life in Nigeria will humble you fast ๐๐ณ๐ฌ
ย
1. You dress nice, feel like a boss, step outsideโฆ
Okada splashes water on your white trousers.
ย
2. You enter keke and sit beside someone sweating like goat.
No escape. You both become one.
ย
3. Your bank app stops working.
You uninstall, reinstall, pray, rebootโnothing.
ย
4. You buy gala and La Casera. Gala has no sausage. La Casera is warm. ๐ญ
ย
5. NEPA takes light mid-football match.
You wait 3 days to know who won. ๐ฉ
ย
6. Generator works but fuel finishes.
Fuel dey but gen get fault.
Everything is just aligning against you ๐
ย
7. Your crush calls you โbro.โ
Itโs over. Just join monastery ๐ญ
ย
Living in Naija builds character and suffering resistance ๐
Letโs laugh through the struggle. Drop your own moment below ๐
#SurvivingNaija #FunnyButTrue #NigerianLife