1. My wallet is like an onion...
Every time I open it, I cry. 💸😭
2. I told my boss three companies were after me…
He said, “Which ones?”
I replied, “NEPA, DSTV, and MTN
3. Marriage is when you agree to share everything…
Even the remote you never touched before. 📺😂
4. When I was a kid, I used to sneak out of bed to watch TV.
Now I sneak out of work to sleep.
5. "Why don’t scientists trust atoms?"
Because they make up everything!
(Come on, even your last excuse for not replying!) 😅
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5 hrs ago1. My wallet is like an onion...
Every time I open it, I cry. 💸😭
2. I told my boss three companies were after me…
He said, “Which ones?”
I replied, “NEPA, DSTV, and MTN
3. Marriage is when you agree to share everything…
Even the remote you never touched before. 📺😂
4. When I was a kid, I used to sneak out of bed to watch TV.
Now I sneak out of work to sleep.
5. "Why don’t scientists trust atoms?"
Because they make up everything!
(Come on, even your last excuse for not replying!) 😅
✅ Which one made you laugh the most? Drop a 😂 below!
Follow for more clean comedy + relatable life humour.