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💥 Thread Joke: When Hunger and Horniness Clash 😂🍲🍑
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49 days ago
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Love sweet when stamina dey. But abeg, make person no faint near pot of soup o! 💀🍛❤️
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49 days agoA husband came back home from a long day at work.
He dropped his bag, sat on the sofa, and let out a deep sigh like NEPA had just taken light. 😩💼
His wife, dressed in wrapper and smile, came close and whispered:
"Honey, you go chop before you go fuck?
Or you go fuck before you go chop?" 😏🍲🍑
The man didn’t blink. He licked his lips, cracked his neck like a wrestler and replied:
💕I go fuck... chop... come fuck again." 🥵🍛🥵
At that point, even the pot of rice in the kitchen knew it had to wait.
Gas dey finish but motivation dey overflow. 😭🔥
Moral of the story: If your marriage no get sense of humour and stamina... na only quarrel and garri una go dey share. 😂
📌 RT, share or tag someone who will definitely "fuck, chop, come fuck again!"