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πŸ’₯ Thread Joke: When Hunger and Horniness Clash πŸ˜‚πŸ²πŸ‘

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    A husband came back home from a long day at work.

    He dropped his bag, sat on the sofa, and let out a deep sigh like NEPA had just taken light. πŸ˜©πŸ’Ό

    His wife, dressed in wrapper and smile, came close and whispered:

    "Honey, you go chop before you go fuck?

    Or you go fuck before you go chop?" πŸ˜πŸ²πŸ‘

    The man didn’t blink.Β He licked his lips, cracked his neck like a wrestler and replied:

    πŸ’•I go fuck... chop... come fuck again." πŸ₯΅πŸ›πŸ₯΅

    At that point, even the pot of rice in the kitchen knew it had to wait.

    Gas dey finish but motivation dey overflow. 😭πŸ”₯

    Moral of the story: If your marriage no get sense of humour and stamina... na only quarrel and garri una go dey share. πŸ˜‚

    πŸ“Œ RT, share or tag someone who will definitely "fuck, chop, come fuck again!"

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