Wahala for who no fit go 90 minutes before and after meal! β½οΈπ₯΅
Wahala for who no fit go 90 minutes before and after meal! β½οΈπ₯΅
Love sweet when stamina dey. But abeg, make person no faint near pot of soup o! ππβ€οΈ
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4 hrs agoA husband came back home from a long day at work.
He dropped his bag, sat on the sofa, and let out a deep sigh like NEPA had just taken light. π©πΌ
His wife, dressed in wrapper and smile, came close and whispered:
"Honey, you go chop before you go fuck?
Or you go fuck before you go chop?" ππ²π
The man didnβt blink.Β He licked his lips, cracked his neck like a wrestler and replied:
πI go fuck... chop... come fuck again." π₯΅ππ₯΅
At that point, even the pot of rice in the kitchen knew it had to wait.
Gas dey finish but motivation dey overflow. ππ₯
Moral of the story: If your marriage no get sense of humour and stamina... na only quarrel and garri una go dey share. π
π RT, share or tag someone who will definitely "fuck, chop, come fuck again!"