THREAD: That One Phone Call From African Parent 📞👀
1. You see “Mum Calling”
You pick fast-fast.
Her first line:
👵🏾 “So you don’t know how to call somebody again abi?”
You still dey greet, she don vex 😭
2. She go say:
📞 “I just called to check on you.”
Then she go:
Ask for recharge card
Ask why you’re not married
Complain about NEPA
Ask if you’ve gone to church
Call of 3 minutes = 10 topics 😭
3. If you say you’re broke…
She go say:
🗣️ “What are you doing in that city then?? Come back to village na!”
And if you go village…
She go ask:
🗣️ “What happened to your job??”
Wetin you want make I do, mummy? 😩
4. She ends the call with:
🗣️ “Okay, I’ll talk to you later. But next time, you better call me first o. I won’t be calling you all the time.”
Next day, she calls again 😂😂😂
5. African parents no dey carry last.
They go remind you who senior who — every phone call 😂
But na love. Their own kind of love.
#AfricanParentCalls #KonnectCruise #MummyVibes
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88 days agoTHREAD: That One Phone Call From African Parent 📞👀
1. You see “Mum Calling”
You pick fast-fast.
Her first line:
👵🏾 “So you don’t know how to call somebody again abi?”
You still dey greet, she don vex 😭
2. She go say:
📞 “I just called to check on you.”
Then she go:
Ask for recharge card
Ask why you’re not married
Complain about NEPA
Ask if you’ve gone to church
Call of 3 minutes = 10 topics 😭
3. If you say you’re broke…
She go say:
🗣️ “What are you doing in that city then?? Come back to village na!”
And if you go village…
She go ask:
🗣️ “What happened to your job??”
Wetin you want make I do, mummy? 😩
4. She ends the call with:
🗣️ “Okay, I’ll talk to you later. But next time, you better call me first o. I won’t be calling you all the time.”
Next day, she calls again 😂😂😂
5. African parents no dey carry last.
They go remind you who senior who — every phone call 😂
But na love. Their own kind of love.
#AfricanParentCalls #KonnectCruise #MummyVibes