If you survived a Nigerian secondary school,
these slangs were your second language 👇
1. “Hot seat” – The teacher’s favorite victim for the day 🔥🪑
2. “Giraffing” – Stretching neck to copy during exams 🦒✍️
3. “Senior wan use you do mumu” – You’re about to suffer 🤕
4. “Copy and paste” – Cheating word-for-word in assignments 📄📄
5. “Perching” – Sleeping in another dorm because yours is a hot zone 🛏️
6. “Scope am” – Play smart / find a way around something 🤫
7. “Day student” – The lucky ones with rice and fresh air 🍚💨
8. “Chop slap” – Get slapped like it’s a meal 🍽️🖐️
9. “Forming” – Pretending to be what you’re not 😎
10. “Senior crush” – That senior that makes you forget suffering 😍
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Nigerian secondary school = slang university 😂
Which one was your daily language?
🔁 RT if you ever “giraffed” and still failed 😭
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103 days agoIf you survived a Nigerian secondary school,
these slangs were your second language 👇
1. “Hot seat” – The teacher’s favorite victim for the day 🔥🪑
2. “Giraffing” – Stretching neck to copy during exams 🦒✍️
3. “Senior wan use you do mumu” – You’re about to suffer 🤕
4. “Copy and paste” – Cheating word-for-word in assignments 📄📄
5. “Perching” – Sleeping in another dorm because yours is a hot zone 🛏️
6. “Scope am” – Play smart / find a way around something 🤫
7. “Day student” – The lucky ones with rice and fresh air 🍚💨
8. “Chop slap” – Get slapped like it’s a meal 🍽️🖐️
9. “Forming” – Pretending to be what you’re not 😎
10. “Senior crush” – That senior that makes you forget suffering 😍
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Nigerian secondary school = slang university 😂
Which one was your daily language?
🔁 RT if you ever “giraffed” and still failed 😭
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