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103 days ago1. Asking "Who Dey Breathe?" After Small Money Enters Account
Forget Netflix. The drama after receiving ₦10k alert is enough for 3 seasons.
2. Washing Takeaway Containers Like Family Inheritance
Tell me you're Nigerian without telling me... you’ve got 5 empty ice cream buckets in the kitchen holding rice.
3. Greeting Elders with Bent Knees Like WiFi Is There
If you greet standing straight, you might get "No home training" diagnosis.
4. Saving Contacts as “Blessing Keke Yellow Hair”
Who needs real names when you have vibes and visuals?
5. Saying “I’m Almost There” When You're Still Bathing
Nigerians don’t lie… we just bend reality a little.
6. Using ‘Shey You Dey Whine Me Ni?’ As National Anthem
No debate. If you’ve not said it today, are you even Naija?
7. Saying “Last Price” Like You’re Buying a House
Even for ₦150 okrika, negotiation must enter.
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