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Top 7 Nigerian Behaviours That Deserve a Documentary 🎥😂

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    1. Asking "Who Dey Breathe?" After Small Money Enters Account

    Forget Netflix. The drama after receiving ₦10k alert is enough for 3 seasons.

     

     

    2. Washing Takeaway Containers Like Family Inheritance

    Tell me you're Nigerian without telling me... you’ve got 5 empty ice cream buckets in the kitchen holding rice.

     

     

    3. Greeting Elders with Bent Knees Like WiFi Is There

    If you greet standing straight, you might get "No home training" diagnosis.

     

     

    4. Saving Contacts as “Blessing Keke Yellow Hair”

    Who needs real names when you have vibes and visuals?

     

     

    5. Saying “I’m Almost There” When You're Still Bathing

    Nigerians don’t lie… we just bend reality a little.

     

     

    6. Using ‘Shey You Dey Whine Me Ni?’ As National Anthem

    No debate. If you’ve not said it today, are you even Naija?

     

     

    7. Saying “Last Price” Like You’re Buying a House

    Even for ₦150 okrika, negotiation must enter.

     

     

     

     

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