So there’s this girl in my class… let’s call her “Aisha”. I’ve been trying to impress her since first term, but nothing was working. Then one day I saw my chance. Our teacher said we should form pairs for class work. Guess who I prayed for? Yes. Aisha. And miracle happened… she chose me 😭🔥 I told myself: “Today I will act like a smart, calm, fine boy.” Big mistake. While we were working, I wanted to show her I’m intelligent, so I said: “Don’t worry, I’ll handle the difficult part.” She smiled. I felt like Ronaldo. Then I started writing confidently… until I realized I was doing the WRONG QUESTION. I had been solving Mathematics while she was doing English. She tapped me and said: “Are you okay?” I said: “Yes, I like mixing subjects. It shows creativity.” Creativity??? She just looked at me like I was mentally on holiday. But it gets worse 😭 When we submitted, the teacher said: “Who did this English work like Mathematics?” I slowly raised my hand. The whole class burst into laughter. Aisha didn’t even wait… she just said: “I think I’ll pick another partner next time.” Now I walk past her like a stranger in my own movie 💔😂
