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Types of people when braiding 😂
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Chelvy24
97 days ago1. The Screamer😫
From the first parting of hair, this one is already screaming:
“Aunty abeg na! Small small!!”
They make the hairdresser feel like a villain.Even when the braid is light, they scream like it’s spiritual warfare.
2. The One That Sleeps Midway😴
Pain? What’s that?
They’re snoring while the hairdresser is pulling their scalp like she wants to plant cassava.
Neck bent like a broken doll.
"Aunty, shift your head na!"
3. The One That Eats While Braiding🥨:
This one cannot come and die.
She brings gala, Fanta, puff-puff, even rice
4. The Mirror Monitor🪞:
Every 5 minutes:
"Aunty let me check.”
“Are you sure the lines are straight?”
"I don't like this part oh, loosen it."
Madam, are you the stylist or the client? 😩
5.Silent sufferer 💪
She’s in serious pain but doesn’t want to look weak:
Just breathing heavily.
Eyes tearing up.
Holding her knees in silence.
Inner tears. Outer smile. Soldier of the year.
6. The Complain Queen👑
She complains about everything:
“This braid is too tight.”
“You’re too slow.”
“Why is this side looking fat?”
“The colour is not popping.”
But she will still pay half price and say: “Next time do better.
7. The Gist Partner🙃
While the hairdresser is braiding, she’s:
Gisting about boys, school, or work gossip.
Laughing every two minutes.
Turning her head mid-braid to gist better.
“Then he now said I should follow him to Shoprite…!”
8. The Picture Poser
Once she finishes:
Ring light ON.
Snap from all angles.
Boomerang, TikTok, “I just did a thing…” post.
It’s not just hair. It’s a photoshoot. 🎥💁🏽♀️
9. The Attachment Police👮
She’s watching every single pack:
“That’s pack 3.”
“Don’t waste it oh!"
"No, start from the black, not the wine colour!”
Hairdresser is afraid to breathe.
I'm the silent sufferer 💪. Which is yours.😂