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WARNING, this pick up line may cause essesive laughing.

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    TOPICS: WARNING THIS PICK UP LINES MAY CAUSE ESSESIVE LAUGHING.😂😂🤣🤣

    *John:* Esther, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

     

    *Esther:* And if cheesy lines were illegal, you'd be behind bars with no bail!

     

    *John:* Ouch! Okay, okay… but for real, are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.

     

    *Esther:* Then your connection must be slow, because I’m still not impressed.

     

    *John:* Haha, come on! Give me credit—I skipped lunch just to come talk to you.

     

    *Esther:* Skipping meals won’t help, John. Charm has calories too, and you’re burning none.

     

    *John:* Oof! So you’re saying I need to eat more charm?

     

    *Esther:* Or download an update. You’re still using pickup lines from 2008.

     

    *John:* At least I’m vintage. And like fine wine, I get better with time.

     

    *Esther:* You mean like expired yogurt? Because your lines are getting sour!

     

    *John:* That’s cold, Esther. But I like my women like I like my ice cream—sweet, cool, and just a little bit sassy.

     

    *Esther:* And I like my men like I like my phone—fully charged, reliable, and with no lag.

     

    *John:* Then consider me a power bank with full bars and unlimited talk time.

     

    *Esther:* Hmmm… Can you also make me laugh endlessly?

     

    *John:* I just did. You’re smiling now, aren’t you?*Esther:* I’m smiling at your courage… and your hopeless flirting skills.

     

    *John:* I’ll take that as progress. Next time I’ll bring backup—maybe roses and chocolates?

     

    *Esther:* Bring pizza and a sense of humor, and we might talk.

     

    *John:* Done. Pineapple on the pizza?

     

    *Esther:* Try that, and this conversation ends here.

     

    *John:* Got it. No pineapple, just plenty of smiles and maybe… a second date?

     

    *Esther:* First date hasn’t started yet, Romeo. Let’s survive that first.

     

    *John:* Challenge accepted. I’ll bring the laughs; you bring the eye rolls.

     

    *Esther:* Deal. But if you show up with another cheesy line, I’ll bring earplugs.

     

    *John:* Fair enough. See you Friday, Miss Beautiful-but-savage.

     

    *Esther:* Friday it is, Mr. Corny-but-charming.

     

    #FunnyLove  

    #ComedyCrush  

    #JohnAndEsther  

    #LaughterAndLove    

    #end of the month vibes

    Questions, Answer at least three correctly 

    1. *Who do you think had the best comeback—John or Esther?*  🤔🤔

    2. *Have you ever had a funny conversation like this with someone you liked?*  🤔🤔

    3. *Which pickup line made you laugh the most?*  🤔🤔

    4. *Should John try harder or just give up? 😅*🤔🤔🤔

     

     

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