Weddings Kenyan weddings are like government projects—budget is 200k, expenses hit 2 million. Half the guests weren’t invited, but they eat the most. The MC says, “Gifts will be given.” You open envelopes and find 50 bob coins, expired vouchers, and one anonymous note: “God bless you.”
Danwhite
25 days agoWeddings
Kenyan weddings are like government projects—budget is 200k, expenses hit 2 million. Half the guests weren’t invited, but they eat the most. The MC says, “Gifts will be given.” You open envelopes and find 50 bob coins, expired vouchers, and one anonymous note: “God bless you.”