time I told my friend,
“I’m outside.”
Truth is?
I was still looking for my socks, phone, and charger...
All while eating bread and tea ☕🍞😂
They came outside, stood in the sun like a lizard 🦎,
texted, “I can’t see you.”
Me: “I’m at the other gate.”
There was no other gate. 😭
I finally left the house 10 minutes later — pretending to be on a call like I’d been waiting for them all along.
Be honest… have you ever lied like this too?
Drop your confession below 👇🏽😂
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89 days agotime I told my friend,
“I’m outside.”
Truth is?
I was still looking for my socks, phone, and charger...
All while eating bread and tea ☕🍞😂
They came outside, stood in the sun like a lizard 🦎,
texted, “I can’t see you.”
Me: “I’m at the other gate.”
There was no other gate. 😭
I finally left the house 10 minutes later — pretending to be on a call like I’d been waiting for them all along.
Be honest… have you ever lied like this too?
Drop your confession below 👇🏽😂