1. *“I’m on my way”* = I just finished bathing. I’ve not even dressed. 😅
2. *“Let me call you back”* = I will never call you again. Don’t wait. 📵
3. *“It is well”* = The matter is bad, but we don’t want to talk too much. 🙃
4. *“We’ll see tomorrow”* = There is no tomorrow in this conversation. 👋🏽
5. *“No wahala”* = There is wahala, but I’m too tired to argue. 🥴
6. *“How far?”* = I didn’t really plan to gist, I’m just greeting you casually. 👀
7. *“I’m coming”* = I’m not coming. I might never come. 😭
8. *“Just manage it like that”* = It's bad, I know… but manage it abeg. 😩
9. *“Don’t worry, I understand”* = I do NOT understand. I’m just letting you go. 😐
10. *“You try”* = You didn’t do great, but I no wan spoil your mood. 😂
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129 days ago1. *“I’m on my way”* = I just finished bathing. I’ve not even dressed. 😅
2. *“Let me call you back”* = I will never call you again. Don’t wait. 📵
3. *“It is well”* = The matter is bad, but we don’t want to talk too much. 🙃
4. *“We’ll see tomorrow”* = There is no tomorrow in this conversation. 👋🏽
5. *“No wahala”* = There is wahala, but I’m too tired to argue. 🥴
6. *“How far?”* = I didn’t really plan to gist, I’m just greeting you casually. 👀
7. *“I’m coming”* = I’m not coming. I might never come. 😭
8. *“Just manage it like that”* = It's bad, I know… but manage it abeg. 😩
9. *“Don’t worry, I understand”* = I do NOT understand. I’m just letting you go. 😐
10. *“You try”* = You didn’t do great, but I no wan spoil your mood. 😂
Only Nigerians can speak English and still confuse you. Add yours below 👇🏽🇳🇬