When nemesis catch up on you in a funny way

Mom: Did you see Felicia on the way?

Ojay: No ma. I have bought the sâlt. It's no more #20 naira. It's now #50 naira

Mom: #50 naira kwa? Street people love selling things expēnsïve. I actually sent Felicia to run after you and tell you not to buy the sâlt again. I have collected from mama Ozy, our neighbour. I will buy it when I go to the market in the afternoon..

Ojay: (drops the sâlt beside his mom) The sâlt, ma

Mom: So, I have been talking to myself since? I said you should return it

I went outside and didn't know what to do. The price of salt did not incrēase; I used the môney to buy kn0ckout

I walked slôwly towards the place I bought the salt, while thinking on what to do next. Mom will just kee me if I don't return with her complete môney 

Luckily, as I got to the shop, a lïe hít me

Ojay: Mom said I should return the sâlt. She said you should please borrōw her #30 naira to buy medicíne...

"Ah, who's not feelíng fine?" Mama Ada, the shop ôwner who hāppened to be my mom's close friênd asked

Ojay: Felicia. She's been v0miting since morning. She's been lyíng on the bed

Mama Ada: Aahh! But I just saw Felicia now. She came here looking for you

Ojay: (silēnt)

Mama Ada: Well, maybe she's getting better. Thank G0d. You said your mom said I should give her #30 naira?

I nodded

Mama Ada: (gives me #50 naira) I will come later and see how she's fairíng

As I walked back home, I began to think on how to raise mama Ada's #30 naira before she come to our house

I went to where mom was saving môney, inside her big ecollacc, and took #30 naira

I rúshed and returned it to mama Ada. I told her mom said she's collected môney from my dad

Mama Ada: How is Felicia?

Ojay: She's fine now..

Mama Ada: Thank G0d. I will soon come and see her..

Ojay: She and my mother are about going to church and they will return tomorrow. Don't wørry about coming, she's now fine

The woman was just staríng at me

Ojay: I'm going, ma

Shôrtly after I got home, another of mom's friend visited. They're planning how to buy things and côok for meeting people that would be coming to our house on Saturday

My heart skípped a beat when I heard mom tell her visitor that she'd count the meeting môney in the evening to make sure it's complete

I began to think on how to replace the môney. Felicia does not collect who's not hers; so the suspiçion must be on me and me alone

I met my dad and told him that our headmaster said we should pay #30 naira for end of the year party

Dad: But we have paid #100 naira before for this same end of the year party..

Ojay: Our headmaster said the money won't be enough, that things are now expēnsïve 

Dad: It's well. Remind me when you're going to school tomorrow

Ojay: I can even go now and give it to our headmaster in his house. He said that anyone that doesn't pay it today will pay another #100 naira tomorrow

Dad: And when did Mazi Okwute start behäving líke a h0ligán?

Headmaster: (passing our compound) Mazi daalu oo

Dad: (greets back) Mazi ibem ndeewo. Pls, can I see you briefly

Headmaster: (sure) turns and began to come towards dad and I

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