So accurate
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Zainab
61 days ago1. *Generator noise starts instantly like choir practice across the street.*
You’ll hear “I pass my neighbor” screaming in stereo 🔊🔊🔊
2. *Everyone peeps outside to check if their neighbor still has light.*
Like, "Is it only me or did we all suffer this tragedy together?"
3. *You instantly start sweating like NEPA took your personal breeze.*
One second cool, next second sauna!
4. *Someone must shout “Up NEPA!” the second light returns even if it’s 1 a.m.*
And children will celebrate like it’s Christmas 😂
5. *Phone already on 3%, fan off, and you start negotiating with God.*
“Just 10 more minutes, Lord, let me charge small.”