I was in church, sleeping deeply — you know that sweet kind of Sunday sleep. 😴
Then suddenly, I heard the pastor say,
“If you know you want to give the church ₦5 million for our project, stand up!”
Before I knew it, my body obeyed before my brain woke up. 😭
The whole church started clapping like I just won an award!
Pastor even asked me to come to the altar… that’s when my spirit fully returned to my body. 💀
Now I’m here thinking — should I explain I was sleeping or just faint gracefully? 😂
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11 days agoI was in church, sleeping deeply — you know that sweet kind of Sunday sleep. 😴
Then suddenly, I heard the pastor say,
“If you know you want to give the church ₦5 million for our project, stand up!”
Before I knew it, my body obeyed before my brain woke up. 😭
The whole church started clapping like I just won an award!
Pastor even asked me to come to the altar… that’s when my spirit fully returned to my body. 💀
Now I’m here thinking — should I explain I was sleeping or just faint gracefully? 😂
#FunnyStories #NaijaHumor #KonnectLaughs #SundayVibes #ChurchGist #ViralPost #Relatable #KonnectStories