• “Who carry my picture put for WhatsApp group?” Instant confusion and panic. • “Abi na photo shop?” Asking if the picture was doctored, because *how* else? • “I no even do anything!” Defending yourself like a suspect at a police station. • Trying to avoid friends asking, “Na true?” but they already saw the screenshot. • That moment when you’re lowkey flattered but also stressed. • Checking every gossip group to see what story they cooked up. • Blocking the one who posted it... but still curious why. • Updating your profile pic immediately damage control mode activated. • “Next time, I go block all group chats.” Resolutions made, but never kept. • The universal prayer: “Make dem no talk my name.”
Zainab
4 hrs ago• “Who carry my picture put for WhatsApp group?” Instant confusion and panic.
• “Abi na photo shop?” Asking if the picture was doctored, because *how* else?
• “I no even do anything!” Defending yourself like a suspect at a police station.
• Trying to avoid friends asking, “Na true?” but they already saw the screenshot.
• That moment when you’re lowkey flattered but also stressed.
• Checking every gossip group to see what story they cooked up.
• Blocking the one who posted it... but still curious why.
• Updating your profile pic immediately damage control mode activated.
• “Next time, I go block all group chats.” Resolutions made, but never kept.
• The universal prayer: “Make dem no talk my name.”