They say the early bird gets the worm.
Well, good for the bird.
I’m not trying to eat worms — I’m trying to survive another Monday without crying in public.
I set five alarms.
One to warn me.
One to annoy me.
One to lie to me.
One to make me question my life choices.
And one to wake up my neighbor, because misery loves company.
Morning motivation?
My motivation is coffee. And even it looks at me like, “Again?”
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55 days agoThey say the early bird gets the worm.
Well, good for the bird.
I’m not trying to eat worms — I’m trying to survive another Monday without crying in public.
I set five alarms.
One to warn me.
One to annoy me.
One to lie to me.
One to make me question my life choices.
And one to wake up my neighbor, because misery loves company.
Morning motivation?
My motivation is coffee. And even it looks at me like, “Again?”
---
Want it to be more sarcastic, about relationships, work, or school? I can tailor it to anything.