Why You No Fit Win Fight With Nigerian Mum 😭🥵
1. Argument with Nigerian mummy?
You don lost already.
You dey talk sense,
She dey bring back crime wey you commit for 2009 😭
2. You: “Mummy, I didn’t do anything!”
Her:
💥 “Did I not carry you for 9 months??”
💥 “Was it not my back you climbed when you were 5?”
💥 “So I’m now a liar abi?”
You go just tire 😭
3. She go even say:
👩🏾 “Do you want to beat me?? Beat me now o!”
You: “No ma”
Her: “So you want to beat me but you’re afraid??”
Wait… how I take reach here 😭😭😭
4. She go ask:
👩🏾 “Where were you?”
You: “Outside.”
🌪️ “So this house is now hotel? You check in, check out!”
Better just go wash plate.
5. Truth is…
You no dey win with Nigerian mum.
You dey obey.
You dey wash plate.
You dey collect slap and prayer together 🤲🏾😂
#AfricanMumThings #KonnectCruise #ObeyBeforeComplain
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89 days agoWhy You No Fit Win Fight With Nigerian Mum 😭🥵
1. Argument with Nigerian mummy?
You don lost already.
You dey talk sense,
She dey bring back crime wey you commit for 2009 😭
2. You: “Mummy, I didn’t do anything!”
Her:
💥 “Did I not carry you for 9 months??”
💥 “Was it not my back you climbed when you were 5?”
💥 “So I’m now a liar abi?”
You go just tire 😭
3. She go even say:
👩🏾 “Do you want to beat me?? Beat me now o!”
You: “No ma”
Her: “So you want to beat me but you’re afraid??”
Wait… how I take reach here 😭😭😭
4. She go ask:
👩🏾 “Where were you?”
You: “Outside.”
Her:
🌪️ “So this house is now hotel? You check in, check out!”
Better just go wash plate.
5. Truth is…
You no dey win with Nigerian mum.
You dey obey.
You dey wash plate.
You dey collect slap and prayer together 🤲🏾😂
#AfricanMumThings #KonnectCruise #ObeyBeforeComplain