You don't need a passport to know you're Naija-born. These habits say it all:
• You ironed money just to spray at a party 💃 • “I’m coming” means you’re not coming • You say “ehen” to start AND end a conversation 😅 • You’ve used bucket to flush toilet during water scarcity • “Sorry” doesn’t always mean empathy sometimes it means you sef try nonsense
• You hold remote like a mic during arguments 🎤 • You’ve used empty yoghurt container as ice cream bait 🥲 • You pretend not to hear when NEPA brings light… until you shout “UP NEPA!”
Zainab
4 days agoYou don't need a passport to know you're Naija-born. These habits say it all:
• You ironed money just to spray at a party 💃
• “I’m coming” means you’re not coming
• You say “ehen” to start AND end a conversation 😅
• You’ve used bucket to flush toilet during water scarcity
• “Sorry” doesn’t always mean empathy sometimes it means you sef try nonsense
• You hold remote like a mic during arguments 🎤
• You’ve used empty yoghurt container as ice cream bait 🥲
• You pretend not to hear when NEPA brings light… until you shout “UP NEPA!”
Being Nigerian is truly a full-time experience! 😂