You must laugh tire

Laugh before going out 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1) To my girlfriēnd🙎 you're free to check my phone📱 at night But wen you're Done make sure u çry 😭outside , I'll líke to sleēp.😅😅😅😅

2) Girls🙎 are gradually lóósing our culture, imagine I saw two girls 👯today quárr£ling without clâpping their hands, wetin dey happen.🙄🙄🙄🙄

3) First God created earth, then he rested...

4) On my wedding day, everybody will bring food from their house 😉😉😉😉

5) I saw a science student çryíng.😭

ME_ what's the mâtter 💁

HER_: Mātter is anything that has mâss and occupies space . I just Left.🚶🚶

Nønsense 😅😅😅

6) The way my Neighbor 🙎love eating chicken 🐔 feet eh, Now all the chickens 🐔 are now using wheel chair.😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) The way A.T.M thrôws out card after withdrâwing ₦500🤑 is so d!srespeçtful I had to pick mine across de main Road yesterday.😭😭😭😭

8)Then he created man, then he rested...

Then he created women and no one has rested since!

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💁💁

Some of us don't know our secondary Schoolmate again because " Aderemi mercy" is now "it's Itz Princess Adenike😅😅😅😅

Lemme run b4 she stóne me 🏃🏃🏃.

9) Village ppl are very w*çked, dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.😁😁😁

10) Catçhing flowers at wedding doesn't make u the next bríde my friend Cynthia câúght up to 55 flowers, Now she has a garden.🤪😜😜😜😜

11) Why do guys🙇 ever ch*ât How do dey fēel For me I cannot chēât on my eight girlfriēnds. Never!😆😆😆😆😆

12) Nothing sweet pass when u are feelíng sleépy in church ⛪ and pastor said" bow down your head let's pray.😀😀😀😀😀😀

13) If new born babies👼 knew the number of men🙇 dat s*çk the same brêâst before dem chaii, They will prefer drinking Zobo.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

14) Have u ever checked your FB friends and u be líke" when did I accept this one