1. Someone out there has a phone that shutdown on 78%π©π©π€ππ ππΊπΊπΊπ
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2 Because I look you two times no means say you too fine sometimes na God forbid I dey reason to shoutπ§π§.πππ
3. Instagram girls will make you feel like your girlfriend is not a femaleπ
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4. The Boyfriend Ya Calling
Broke Is Doing WayΒ
Better Than Ur BrothersπΆπΆπΆπΆ
5. After introducing your girlfriend then you hear your father say "what a small world"ππ
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6. Normal people: Oga Emma, Oga Uche
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Igbo people: Ogimma, Oguche
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7. Oyinbo : "i haven't seen you"πππ½ββοΈ
Omo Ibadan : "interior"ππ
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8. Stop boiling hot water with cooking pot, One man was just smelling banga soup in the bank today ππ
9. A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(bribe). The following conversation took place.....
Driver:my vehicle papers are in order. So,as a law-abiding citizen, I am not going to you any money.
Policeman:with a sticker that says, "i am a cheerful giver" on your car, you are under arrest for misleading the public π π π π π
10. Teacherπ©βπ«-After head,what comes next?π€·ββοΈ
Me-Neck
Teacher π©βπ«-Why do you write Hardcore?π€¨
11. Before sΓ©x, you help each other get naked... after s*x,you dress only yourselfπ₯³
Moral-In life, no one helps you once you're fvckedπβ£οΈ
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12. They use Vibrators and Wonder why their kids come out as Stammerers π₯±ππ
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13. Did you ever notice?π€
That everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".....Blouse,bra,bikini,bo*bs
And lower body with "P"..... petticoat, panties, pu*sy
That's Origin of BPπ’
14. the problem with Africans is that if you send them jokes, they won't react or comment but when you don't...
Hmm this page is boring ππ
Funny π
I just found where to come to for laughs ππ
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152 days ago1. Someone out there has a phone that shutdown on 78%π©π©π€ππ ππΊπΊπΊπ
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2 Because I look you two times no means say you too fine sometimes na God forbid I dey reason to shoutπ§π§.πππ
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3. Instagram girls will make you feel like your girlfriend is not a femaleπ
πππππππππ
Β
4. The Boyfriend Ya Calling
Broke Is Doing WayΒ
Better Than Ur BrothersπΆπΆπΆπΆ
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5. After introducing your girlfriend then you hear your father say "what a small world"ππ
πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
Β
6. Normal people: Oga Emma, Oga Uche
*
Igbo people: Ogimma, Oguche
π€£π€£π€£π
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7. Oyinbo : "i haven't seen you"πππ½ββοΈ
*
Omo Ibadan : "interior"ππ
ππππππππππππ
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8. Stop boiling hot water with cooking pot, One man was just smelling banga soup in the bank today ππ
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9. A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(bribe). The following conversation took place.....
*
Driver:my vehicle papers are in order. So,as a law-abiding citizen, I am not going to you any money.
Policeman:with a sticker that says, "i am a cheerful giver" on your car, you are under arrest for misleading the public π π π π π
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10. Teacherπ©βπ«-After head,what comes next?π€·ββοΈ
Β
Me-Neck
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Teacher π©βπ«-Why do you write Hardcore?π€¨
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11. Before sΓ©x, you help each other get naked... after s*x,you dress only yourselfπ₯³
*
Moral-In life, no one helps you once you're fvckedπβ£οΈ
π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
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12. They use Vibrators and Wonder why their kids come out as Stammerers π₯±ππ
πππππππππππ
Β
13. Did you ever notice?π€
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That everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".....Blouse,bra,bikini,bo*bs
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And lower body with "P"..... petticoat, panties, pu*sy
Β
That's Origin of BPπ’
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14. the problem with Africans is that if you send them jokes, they won't react or comment but when you don't...
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Hmm this page is boring ππ
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