1. Someone out there has a phone that shutdown on 78%π©π©π€ππ ππΊπΊπΊπ
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2 Because I look you two times no means say you too fine sometimes na God forbid I dey reason to shoutπ§π§.πππ
3. Instagram girls will make you feel like your girlfriend is not a femaleπ
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4. The Boyfriend Ya Calling
Broke Is Doing WayΒ
Better Than Ur BrothersπΆπΆπΆπΆ
5. After introducing your girlfriend then you hear your father say "what a small world"ππ
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6. Normal people: Oga Emma, Oga Uche
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Igbo people: Ogimma, Oguche
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7. Oyinbo : "i haven't seen you"πππ½ββοΈ
Omo Ibadan : "interior"ππ
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8. Stop boiling hot water with cooking pot, One man was just smelling banga soup in the bank today ππ
9. A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(bribe). The following conversation took place.....
Driver:my vehicle papers are in order. So,as a law-abiding citizen, I am not going to you any money.
Policeman:with a sticker that says, "i am a cheerful giver" on your car, you are under arrest for misleading the public π π π π π
10. Teacherπ©βπ«-After head,what comes next?π€·ββοΈ
Me-Neck
Teacher π©βπ«-Why do you write Hardcore?π€¨
11. Before sΓ©x, you help each other get naked... after s*x,you dress only yourselfπ₯³
Moral-In life, no one helps you once you're fvckedπβ£οΈ
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12. They use Vibrators and Wonder why their kids come out as Stammerers π₯±ππ
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13. Did you ever notice?π€
That everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".....Blouse,bra,bikini,bo*bs
And lower body with "P"..... petticoat, panties, pu*sy
That's Origin of BPπ’
14. the problem with Africans is that if you send them jokes, they won't react or comment but when you don't...
Hmm this page is boring ππ
I just found where to come to for laughs ππ
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15 days ago1. Someone out there has a phone that shutdown on 78%π©π©π€ππ ππΊπΊπΊπ
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2 Because I look you two times no means say you too fine sometimes na God forbid I dey reason to shoutπ§π§.πππ
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3. Instagram girls will make you feel like your girlfriend is not a femaleπ
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4. The Boyfriend Ya Calling
Broke Is Doing WayΒ
Better Than Ur BrothersπΆπΆπΆπΆ
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5. After introducing your girlfriend then you hear your father say "what a small world"ππ
πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
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6. Normal people: Oga Emma, Oga Uche
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Igbo people: Ogimma, Oguche
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7. Oyinbo : "i haven't seen you"πππ½ββοΈ
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Omo Ibadan : "interior"ππ
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8. Stop boiling hot water with cooking pot, One man was just smelling banga soup in the bank today ππ
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9. A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(bribe). The following conversation took place.....
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Driver:my vehicle papers are in order. So,as a law-abiding citizen, I am not going to you any money.
Policeman:with a sticker that says, "i am a cheerful giver" on your car, you are under arrest for misleading the public π π π π π
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10. Teacherπ©βπ«-After head,what comes next?π€·ββοΈ
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Me-Neck
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Teacher π©βπ«-Why do you write Hardcore?π€¨
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11. Before sΓ©x, you help each other get naked... after s*x,you dress only yourselfπ₯³
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Moral-In life, no one helps you once you're fvckedπβ£οΈ
π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
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12. They use Vibrators and Wonder why their kids come out as Stammerers π₯±ππ
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13. Did you ever notice?π€
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That everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".....Blouse,bra,bikini,bo*bs
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And lower body with "P"..... petticoat, panties, pu*sy
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That's Origin of BPπ’
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14. the problem with Africans is that if you send them jokes, they won't react or comment but when you don't...
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Hmm this page is boring ππ
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